" dressing rooms "

 [ "Dressing room goggles" ]

1: The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

  * e.g.,  ... I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them. 

 [ "Dressing Room Dipper" ]

1: When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.

  * e.g.,  ... Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad! 

 [ "Dressing Room Sex" ]

1: Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.

  * e.g.,  ... After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed. 

 [ "JCPenney's Dressing Room" ]

1: Just about the nastiest place you can think of

  * e.g.,  ... Baby I wanna do you like a JCPenney's dressing room , raw dog and nastay. 

 [ "D.R.B. (dressing room bulge)" ]

1: More acutely referred to as "The DRB", this refers to the act of snapping a voluptuous profile pic of one's self while in a local garment retailers dressing room. The centerpiece of the picture is naturally the hyper-engorged manhood member. One must achieve a level of arousal that makes it appear as though he is smuggling Gonzo's nose in his boxer briefs, but not so engorged that it is blatant fluffing. Compression of the 'fat pad' or mons pubis while simultaneously pumping the member will achieve this perfect state of arousal - or DRB.

  * e.g.,  ... Man oh man, I was at the mall the other day and walked into a dressing room and caught a guy who was in the middle of prepping for a D.R.B. (dressing room bulge). I couldn't help but to notice how engorged it was... it looked like Gonzo's nose. 

 [ "Dressing Room Boom Boom" ]

1: The act of producing urine and/or feces inside of a public dressing room.

  * e.g.,  ... "I stopped thrifting with Robert after he got us kicked out of Savers for performing a dressing room boom boom." 

 [ "dressing room talk" ]

1: locker room talk but for gay people

  * e.g.,  ... we were teasing each other and talking about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk. 

 [ "dressing room talk" ]

1: locker room talk, but the comments are made about each other.

  * e.g.,  ... me and the guys kept joking around about sucking each other’s dicks. yknow, classic dressing room talk.